Disney Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Walt Disney

"I'm Happy, this is Dopey, and that's Sociopathy."

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Mickey Mouse Meets Puss in Boots

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Not to brag, but I once swallowed an old man, his cat, and a possessed wooden puppet."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Toadstools

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Look! No hands!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Desert Island BBQ

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Broomstick crash.

65 Million Years Ago

100% carbon neutral

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Rocking Witches.

Fist Bumper Cars