Disney Enthusiast Gifts

'Of course, that's just one mirror's opinion.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

Walt Disney

"I'm Happy, this is Dopey, and that's Sociopathy."

Earth wearing Mickey Mouse hat

"So... how was Disneyland?"

Mickey Mouse Meets Puss in Boots

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"Not to brag, but I once swallowed an old man, his cat, and a possessed wooden puppet."

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Before settling into married life, Holly worked at Disney World for six years.

'I wish they'd named all the planets after Disney characters. They'd be a lot easier to remember.'

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

'This is Disneyland in Paris....is your son's name Robert?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Toadstools

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Desert Island BBQ

Early photobombing

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Look! No hands!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

"I said slime."

"I can't believe he brought her."

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