Disney Lover Gifts

Snow White

'One minute, I'm happily listening to Cinderella, the next, I'm a horse pulling a carriage: Boy what an experience!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Mardi Gras

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Bloody hell!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Walt Disney on ice."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Fist Bumper Cars