Disney Lover Pillows

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'They've gone overboard on this trend.'

Snow White

'One minute, I'm happily listening to Cinderella, the next, I'm a horse pulling a carriage: Boy what an experience!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mardi Gras

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Walt Disney on ice."