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"That's enough small talk."

"I miss infringing U.S. copyright law."

"Mouse overboard!"

Evil Queens mirror on the wall offering her cosmetic surgery

Clown on bike.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Which film is hidden here

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"And now the award for..."

Just shut the hell up and say action!

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

Transplant delivery

Hamster using it's wheel to pull it's cage along, "The hamster's leaving"

'You spelt dog wrong.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'Tut. Now I suppose we'll have to hear all about her holiday!'

"Where the wild things went."