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"As a flu precaution, the Seven Dwarfs are confining one of their own to bed..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Walt Disney on ice."

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

The Old Time Television Channel

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"What would you like to watch again?"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

"That's enough small talk."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

William Tell

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'