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'Is that you pumpkin ? '

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

Walt Disney's The Little Handmaid

Mickey Mouse loses copyright

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'One eye of newt or two?'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Raincloud Umbrella

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"Walt Disney on ice."

Swiss army knife

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Primitive magician

Canadian film production

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'