Disney Enthusiasts T-Shirts

I think I just spotted a Dalmatian! Cut it out, Ernie!

Toadstools

Foster failure

Late BroomStick

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

Rocking Witches.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

65 Million Years Ago

"Walt Disney on ice."

End the Winter Blues

Fist Bumper Cars

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Stormy weather

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"That's enough small talk."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"