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"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Medieval headlines.

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Beware of the Cat.

"That's enough small talk."

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Which film is hidden here

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

Giant Headless Horseman

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"I checked the references for Ms. Snow White. While one seemed quite happy, the others were just bashful, grumpy, or out and out dopey."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

Minnesota Weather.

"When I was young I had to walk 100 miles for a charge. . ."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"A toothbrush with a DVD player?" "Yeah, now she brushes for half an hour."

Rex soon began to suspect that the ice-age was going to be bad for business!

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."