Classic Fairy Tale Lover Gifts

"God I miss the good old days when you could huff and puff anywhere you damn well pleased."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Fourth Little Pig

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Swan Fairy Tales

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Are you made of sugar?'

The tooth fairy.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

The Mouse Princess

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Where are they now?: Office of Management & Budget - Grumpy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

"What the hell took so long?"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."