Circus In A Courtroom Gifts

'I want the jury to completly disregard counsel's back flip.'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Litter Tray Training

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Bailiff."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"