Courtroom Magician Gifts

Looking for a gift for a courtroom magician with a creative flair? Our collection combines legal wit and magic humor, perfect for those who blend courtroom drama with a touch of enchantment. From whimsical mugs to playful t-shirts and art prints, find a gift that celebrates their unique craft and sense of humor.

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"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.' mockup

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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'Court's in recess!'

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'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.' mockup

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?" mockup

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus' mockup

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"Bailiff."

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Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief mockup

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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"You can't plead cute."

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"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report." mockup

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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Smoke and mirrors.

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?" mockup

"Have you, or any of your acquaintances, ever been described as 'frolicsome'?"

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?' mockup

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

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"#notguilty."

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Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.' mockup

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

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"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual." mockup

"Never mind what I did, Your Honor. I want to be judged for who I am, as an individual."

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'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.' mockup

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

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Courtroom Magician Gifts Collection

Courtroom Magician Mugs

Browse our collection of courtroom magician mugs and find the perfect humorous or magical design to start their day with a smile.

Courtroom Magician Pillows

Discover our playful pillows designed for courtroom magicians—bring comfort and humor into their home or office space.

Courtroom Magician Prints

Explore our captivating prints celebrating courtroom magic—an ideal gift to inspire and amuse the creative lawyer and magician.

Courtroom Magician T-Shirts

Check out our courtroom magician t-shirts—fun, creative, and perfect for showcasing their unique style and love for magic and law.