Cinematic Commandments Follower Pillows

"Don't forget the screenplay."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'Does it come on Disc?'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'