Commandment Enthusiast Pillows

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

New Years Reolutions

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'

'More rules? - Rules are why we left Egypt in the FIRST place!'

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"