Commandment Curator Pillows

These tablets are heavy. Didn't you create the internet on the fifth night? Couldn't you just post these commandments on your blog?

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Does it come on Disc?'

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

'Do you realize it takes over 2000 laws to enforce the ten commandments?'

New Years Reolutions

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

'But we've got laws on the books now that we can't enforce!'

It takes 2000 laws to enforce the 10 commandments.

'The bad news is, 'Though shalt not kick thy dog' was dropped.'

'How about bearing false witness for you neighbor?'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

Moses with the Ten Commandments on a Ski Lift

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

'You realize, it may take us awhile to INTERNALIZE these....'

"Thats ok I respect your decision and I'll phone you when the three months are up."

'No, I'm not going to go back to ask for a little more wiggle room.'

'Is there any way we could ease into these GRADUALLY?'

"Behold, the ten commandments of highly successful people!"

'He's not too swift with the rest of the commandments, but he does rest on Sundays.'