Commitment Curator Pillows

"Thats ok I respect your decision and I'll phone you when the three months are up."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'Well, it's about time!'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

First Marriage

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Yes, I suppose attention seeking may be considered by some as an asset, but frankly we need more than that."