Commitment Celebrator Pillows

'Of course I'm not the man you married. Ours was a same-sex union, remember?'

"...in sickness and health - and a promise never to sell one another's stuff."

Lesbian civil partnership.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Layer cake

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Meet Grant, he came up through the ranks.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This is Mr Jones, the new Head of our Holding Company."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I got the promotion. Instead of Wednesdays, I'm now the one who gets blamed when things go wrong on Tuesdays."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

Free love

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"You said it—everybody heard you."