Cinematic Commandments Follower Mugs

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'No, smart guy -- it means all of them at once!'

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Does it come on Disc?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"No, it's not a to-do lost."

Angel with speed camera.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up