Cinema Seat Hoarder Gifts

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Bobbies library of jeans

Festive squad

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

'Pay bills, stick to a budget, plan ahead.'

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

music store

Music Collector.

Everyday is cyber Monday.

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Action Film Shushing

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

This isn't the magic top hat, either – I told you we were lost.

Inserts

A barrage of CDs.

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

'Do you have specials terms for students?'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

Idea Storage: U.S. politics

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."