Cinema Seat Hoarder Mugs

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Bobbies library of jeans

Festive squad

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"Hi honey, do we need anything for the junk drawer?"

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Music Collector.

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

music store

Everyday is cyber Monday.

Action Film Shushing

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

Inserts

"Aside from the hours of DVR'ed shows you have yet to watch, what else keeps you together?"

A barrage of CDs.

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"Wait a minute - you're Ellie Pobursky, the famous handbag designer!"

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"I knew I shouldn't have given you the tickets!"

'Do you have specials terms for students?'

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

"Collects his paper every morning - regular as clockwork!"

"Aren't you supposed to get rid of the old mobile, when you buy a new one."

"What could I do? It jumped off the newsstand."

Idea Storage: U.S. politics

Lost Property - "...And this is the entire contents of your missing handbag, is it, Madam?"