Christmas Shopping Survivor Pillows

"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Smart card.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Shopping Torture

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Television and Christmas Sales

Elf-Help Group

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

The Store That's All Closed-Up

Christmas is Around the corner,

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

'I said she might like it.'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"

'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'

'Do these pants make me look fat?'