Christmas Shopping Survivor T-Shirts

"Sorry, pal, you're too late. I'm completely out of ideas."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Smart card.

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Shopping Torture

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Elf-Help Group

Television and Christmas Sales

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'I said she might like it.'

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

Christmas is Around the corner,

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."

You mean you thought I'd actually like this piece of tat?

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

The Store That's All Closed-Up

'I made it all the way through Thanksgiving... then I made it all the way through Christmas, then I had to go and die in a bizarre gardening accident!'

"No in-laws, no office parties, no shopping...I'm experiencing a Post Holiday High!"