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Before and After Xmas

'Behold, Fang, 'The Couch of Lost Souls'.'

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Spendthrift / Please Help.

Shopping Torture

'I had a great job, plenty of money in the bank, a big 401K... And then my wife discovered e-Bay.'

'Well, that's the lot, Miss Jones - you're fired!'

Opening Monday - Closing Friday.

Bring back early closing day.

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

"I've never learned to go shopping on an empty credit limit."

"Relax! It's NOT a heart attack! The owner's manual says to expect intense panic during the unpacking stage, as you wonder how in the world you're going to pay for yet another totally impulsive purchase. It should pass in a day or so!"

This computer has been free of hasty, online-purchases for 37 minutes.

"What kept you? - You've been gone shopping for AGES!!"

Killer Executive Suits.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'She's so put together!'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mister Pretty Shoes

'Rozlyn, that blouse is very cute! I think you should get it.'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"