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Smart card.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'Sorry, it looks like your credit card has been cloned.'

'Do these pants make me look fat?'

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'They didn't fit when you got them home? Maybe your contents settled during shipping?'

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Brian felt sure he had been wearing trousers when he had first visited the men's outfitters!

Shopping nightmare

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

How would Madam like to pay?

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shopping Torture

Shoppers

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'