Nostalgic Christmas Shopper Pillows

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Brick and Mortar

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"I am in training for the sales."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

The Old Elves Home

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Darning the Stockings

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Television and Christmas Sales

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

'I said she might like it.'

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

Christmas is Around the corner,

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

Food prices.

"Oh, how thoughtful! You brought the Sears catalog with you!"