Nostalgic Christmas Shopper Gifts

"I remember when Christmas shopping made my feet hurt!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Brick and Mortar

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"You can still go over the river and through the woods, but it's cheaper to fly."

The Old Elves Home

"I am in training for the sales."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'I braved the Boxing Day sales just for you, dear.'

Darning the Stockings

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Television and Christmas Sales

"Do you have the time? We need to be home before Christmas shopping season ends."

'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

'I said she might like it.'

"Look! They have a Quinceanera Carlie doll! How authentic!"

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

Pursuasion - Cats Shopping in the Snow

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Christmas is Around the corner,

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

"I got an Orange for Xmas and my brother got an Apple"

Come and See Our Christmas Presents

"It's 2020. What do you want?"

"You don't know anything about electronics, do you?"

Food prices.