Christmas Shopper Pillows

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I said she might like it.'

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Everything's gone up."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Fashion Mistake.

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Seasonal shopping.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"I am in training for the sales."

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

Discount Shopping.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"