Christmas Shopper Prints

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I said she might like it.'

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Everything's gone up."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Everything for a buck.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Black Friday

Fashion Mistake.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Complex Carbs

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Seasonal shopping.

'And don't forget the eggs dear'

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I am in training for the sales."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'We're going to need a bigger basket.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'