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'What do you do with the time you save?'

Cut Price

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Happy Turkey Day!

Horn of Leftovers

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."