Holiday Shopper Extraordinaire Pillows

Salvation Army

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Black Friday

Seasonal shopping.

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Men and Women's changing rooms

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"I am in training for the sales."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'You wouldn't stimulate the economy, so I did!'

inflation at Christmas