Shopper's Survivalist Pillows

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Emergency Phone.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Smart card.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

How to survive the coming crash.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

Shopping Torture

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"At least you have a tree."

Till malfunction

Welcome to the real world. What just happened? Where am I? The Mall. The Mall. We've been shopping – in person. Not the kind of shopping where you order things on your phone and have them sent to your house. this is the jungle! And you didn't last five minutes! You were laid out by some geezer hustling to the grocery section to get a special deal on prune juice! E-commerce has made you soft! I've got a scratch on my iPhone.

Man is attacked by barcodes.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'SHOP!!!'

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'