Shopper's Survivalist Mugs

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Emergency Phone.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Smart card.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

Supermarket 'Men, temporary lobotomy patch'

Man stands in front of rows of kangaroos next to a sign that reads "Final Clearance - Entire stock of kanagroos".

"We've got an emergency out here, Doctor - a compulsive shopper with buyer's remorse!"

Shopping Torture

Santa checking out sleigh beds.

'Let's shop faster. I need the exercise.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Dried meat, survival set, folding spade... okay. Now I'm ready to go shopping with you.'

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

Customer Service - I don't know and I don't care.

"I balance my manic compulsive buying with manic buyer's remorse."

Till malfunction

"At least you have a tree."

Man is attacked by barcodes.

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

Maze Leading to a Cheese Shop

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'SHOP!!!'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

The back-to-school shopping season claims its first victim.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

'Urgent customer announcement. Is there an EPOS systems programmer in the shop?'

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."