Christian Leader Gifts

"My post only got one like, but it is from God."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Home depot."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Golfing Bishop.

Early Piety

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Benedict & Associates: Communication Strategies, Lobbying. . .

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'