Christian Writer Gifts

John Bunyan

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The ten ammendments

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

The Good Samaritan.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

Thomas Aquinas

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

"He's coming out halo first!"

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

Baptism by fire, baptism by water.

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."

"One of you will betray me."

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

Monk with a crucifix pen.

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

"I'm pretty sure we'll go to Heaven, we weren't the ones who screwed up in the Garden of Eden."

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

"The plunger makes it easier for the lord to rapture us."

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".

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