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John Bunyan

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Giving Things Up For Lent.

The ten ammendments

"Erm, I don't think it meant just before the ceremony!!"

"If you're going to write I think you have to draw upon your own experience."

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

The Good Samaritan.

Thomas Aquinas

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Apostle shopping at 'Aeroapostle' Store.

"Tell you what, Mark, when we write the gospels, better edit out that bit."

"He's coming out halo first!"

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Baptisms should always have ground rules: "Make this quick, I can only hold my breath for 17 seconds."

'I don't trust this hotel's manager. We better go back to the manager we saw a little while ago.'

Cut out and keep your own Virgin Mary.

You are invited to Jesus The Launch Party.

'Commandments? This is a list of things to do.'

"You've only got twelve followers? You really need to look at your social networking optimisation!"

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

'Don't worry about us Noah - we'll dine 'a la carte'...'

"I'm pretty sure we'll go to Heaven, we weren't the ones who screwed up in the Garden of Eden."

"I'm leaving you and the kids to join the Promise Keepers."

Monk with a crucifix pen.

Women Preachers? Gay relationships? Let's pray for guidance.

Mac's Sports Shop and Christian Books & Gifts.

"The plunger makes it easier for the lord to rapture us."

"Apologetics does not mean saying sorry."

In their free time, the apostles often enjoyed rousing games of "Simon Peter Says".

Fishy Bumper Sticker

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rises-to-the-Occasions-Mary?', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary?'