Chore Dodgers Gifts

Looking for a lighthearted way to acknowledge the dance of avoiding chores? Our creative range for chore dodgers offers witty and humorous gifts that bring a smile to anyone who loves to put off housework. From funny mugs to clever t-shirts, these items are ideal for those who excel at finding creative reasons to delay tasks and embrace their laid-back side. Show your appreciation for their inventive spirit with a gift that’s sure to make them laugh and feel seen.

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'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!'

'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!' mockup

'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!'

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"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?" mockup

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

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"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!"

"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!" mockup

"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!"

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.' mockup

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

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"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family." mockup

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

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Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown mockup

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

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Examinations.

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"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine." mockup

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

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Family working together

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'But you said to clean my room.'

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"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?" mockup

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

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'It's your turn to put the cat out.' mockup

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

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"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters." mockup

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

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'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.' mockup

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

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'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!'' mockup

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

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"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!" mockup

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

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"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker." mockup

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

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"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"Do you have a one day a year membership?" mockup

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

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"My voices told me to just relax today!"

"My voices told me to just relax today!" mockup

"My voices told me to just relax today!"

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Walk dog, brush your teeth.

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'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.' mockup

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

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"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!" mockup

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

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"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum." mockup

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

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"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill." mockup

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

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Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It. mockup

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

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"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

"The dishes are done. You can come out now." mockup

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

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Mahout and his elephant on wash day. mockup

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

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Church of the Low-Carbs

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'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.' mockup

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

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"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano." mockup

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."

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The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

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