Chore Dodgers Pillows

'I don't care if it is the 4th of July. You're not declaring your independence from your chores!'

"So...what's your 'feel it in my bones' forecast?"

"It never fails...as soon as it's time to clean up everyone leaves!"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Family working together

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"My voices told me to just relax today!"

Walk dog, brush your teeth.

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

"It's trouble for Chubby when Mitzi brings out the vacuum."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Washing Instructions: Have Your Mom Do It.

"The dishes are done. You can come out now."

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Church of the Low-Carbs

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Who made this mess?"