Chore Dodgers Club Pillows

"Phew, that buys me some time."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Lawnmower

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Family working together

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

To do list