Chore Dodgers Club Gifts

"Phew, that buys me some time."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Lawnmower

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

Family working together

Yoga To-Do

'But you said to clean my room.'

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

"I learned that I'm more of a leaf pile jumper and less of a leaf pile raker."

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Dad’s Homework Assignment

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

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