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"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"You and your daft inventions."

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Haute Chinese

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Ready...."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Year of the Rat

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'