Chopstick Obsessed T-Shirts

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Haute Chinese

"You and your daft inventions."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

Year of the Rat

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Magician makes a smell

Frederic Chopin.

Laurel and Hardy

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

Rowan Atkinson,

The Banana Crime

OLD COMEDY vs. NEW COMEDY

The "staring back at you" channel

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"They won't work!!!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.