Chopstick Obsessed Gifts

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"You and your daft inventions."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Haute Chinese

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Year of the Rat

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Moebot

Magician makes a smell

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Frederic Chopin.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"They won't work!!!"

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

The "staring back at you" channel

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

The Banana Crime

Rowan Atkinson,

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks