Chopstick User Gifts

Year of the Rat

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"You and your daft inventions."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Haute Chinese

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Moebot

Not that one. It's got the chips in it.

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

Frederic Chopin.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Magician makes a smell

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Crazy paving company.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

"I'll always love you just the way I am."

"They won't work!!!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

The Banana Crime

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.