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Chopstick Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a chopstick enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and creative items that showcase their passion for Asian dining and cultural appreciation. Perfect for those who love using chopsticks or simply admire the art of chopstick mastery, our selection includes fun accessories, quirky decor, and unique gifts that make every meal special.
"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."
Comedy Cafe
A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
"Let's just go in and see what happens."
"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"
"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."
Clown's Cuckoo Clock.
"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"
'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'
Pie Charts, Inc.
"You and your daft inventions."
"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."
'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'
Haute Chinese
"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."
Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'
"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."
He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!
"Honestly, I prefer stick."
'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8
An early turning-point in old Hollywood...
"Ready...."
Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.
Year of the Rat
'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'
"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."
"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"
"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."
'Kiss me Hardy.'
'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'
"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."
'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'
Chopstick Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Chopstick Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of chopstick enthusiast mugs—perfect for adding humor and personality to their morning routine.
Chopstick Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our cozy chopstick enthusiast pillows—great for adding cultural charm and comfort to any space.
Chopstick Enthusiast Prints
Discover striking chopstick-themed prints—artful designs that celebrate their passion with style.
Chopstick Enthusiast T-Shirts
Browse our playful chopstick-themed t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their interest in Asian cuisine with a witty twist.