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"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Haute Chinese

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You and your daft inventions."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Ready...."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Year of the Rat

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Frederic Chopin.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'