Chopstick Challenge Lover Pillows

Mozart eating noodles with chopsticks

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

'I think they're up to something.'

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Haute Chinese

"You and your daft inventions."

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

100k Desert Crawl

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Time to try something new.

Year of the Rat

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

Water skier sees steep hill sign.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"They won't work!!!"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Erno Rubik at home.

"Everything bagel?"

"The key to a good story is to give the protagonist lots of challenges."

"You can talk the talk. Can you waddle the walk?"

WWE Chess

Because it's there!

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

Chinese restaurant: In case of emergency break glass (Knife and fork).

Whack-a-nail.

"Waiter, these chopsticks are not cooperating."

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'

"Hide all the chopsticks."