Chopstick Challenge Enthusiast Pillows

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"You and your daft inventions."

Haute Chinese

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

Year of the Rat

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Needs more challenge.'

"Case dismissed."

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"Why Bingo Sinclair is the world's greatest clown director"

I find that I can cut back on calories if I use only one chopstick.

Cotton candy