Chopstick Challenge Enthusiast Pillows

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

Pie Charts, Inc.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"You and your daft inventions."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Haute Chinese

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Year of the Rat

'All the rice you can eat... with one chopstick.'

'Yes, a bucket fell on it.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Needs more challenge.'

"Case dismissed."

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"They won't work!!!"

"Keep back... I'm going to try reviving him with my hand buzzer!"

The 3 Stooges Diner. Free Pie. Hah! I know better than to fall for that!