Cholesterol Checker Gifts

Searching for a creative way to celebrate or encourage someone who's into health monitoring? Our collection adds humor and personality to the topic of cholesterol checking, making routine checks a little more fun and a lot more personable.

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'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.' mockup

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

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Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice. mockup

Santa asks man if cholesterol is naught or nice.

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'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.' mockup

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

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"There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got."

"There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got." mockup

"There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got."

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"I've seen bad cholesterol before, but yours is the baddest!"

"I've seen bad cholesterol before, but yours is the baddest!" mockup

"I've seen bad cholesterol before, but yours is the baddest!"

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!' mockup

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories." mockup

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

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"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes." mockup

"When portions are this huge, I eat half now and the rest in a few minutes."

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All Natural Nothing

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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Secretive Weigh In.

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"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt." mockup

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

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Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction... mockup

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

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"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu." mockup

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

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"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert." mockup

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

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'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.' mockup

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

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'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..' mockup

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

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"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!" mockup

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories." mockup

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

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Extremely Practical Jokes.

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'Diet considerations.'

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Dieting Motivation.

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Sisyphus Sawyer

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'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

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"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight." mockup

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

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Extra Rich Cream Cakes

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'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.' mockup

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

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Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.' mockup

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

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"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet." mockup

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction. mockup

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

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Cholesterol Checker Gifts Collection

Cholesterol Checker Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs designed for anyone interested in cholesterol checking or health awareness.

Cholesterol Checker Pillows

Discover our playful pillows that support and inspire positive health habits with a touch of humor.

Cholesterol Checker Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that bring humor and personality to health topics like cholesterol monitoring.

Cholesterol Checker T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts that make perfect gifts for health-conscious friends and family who love a good laugh.