Checklist Checker Gifts

Recall notice

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Sweep the board.

"It's his ego growth chart."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'Your 'bad' cholesterol levels are right off the chart.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Much ado list"

WHO checklist

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'I tried everything to turn this around but if the cops ask, I was here in this room with you guys all week.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Clock watcher

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Two computers, smaller one labeled DATA, the larger one, HYPE

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

"We will demonstrate that climate change denial blogs cause further global warming."

'The thin person inside you screaming to get out seems to have cholesterol poisoning.'

Conspiracy theories

"Buy insulation. . . sell futures."

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Hey, that line's moving a lot faster!'