List Checker Gifts

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Sweep the board.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Much ado list"

WHO checklist

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

"Your top 10 list of reasons why you didn't do your homework is creative, but not acceptable."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Clock watcher

'I've got it written down...'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Maybe putting 'Sleep 20 Hours A Day' first on the list wasn't such a good idea.'

"Oh, no! My bucket list!"

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Bucket List

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

"Johnny is absent minded, lazy, easily distracted, loaf of bread, milk, half a pound of cheese...."

Middle age anxiety about leaving the house.

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'I started making a list of things to do this morning, and before I knew it, it was quitting time.'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"I'd like to make a list. What do we kick when we die?"