Checklist Champions Gifts

'I've given my hubby a list of things i want him to do about the house.'

'Riding crop? Check!'

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Much ado list"

WHO checklist

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

So close... Yet so far.

Checkout for $385.00 or more.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"This is your great, great uncle Orlando. He was a great mathematician, but a little cheap. He always picked up the check at restaurants...but only to make sure the math was right."

The great big holiday to-do list.

Boyfriend Shirt.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

Tescos: 'Oh no! There's no chocolate at the checkout!'

'One down, four to go, Katie.'

Hourglass small at top (time left), big at bottom (stuff to do).

To Do: Eat, Sleep, Totally freak out at midnight.

'I have yopur lab results. Some of your readings are too high and some are too low. No, they don't balance out.'

"I can't believe we forgot to pack the car."

Monday Checklist.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Edna's Doctor Fantasy

Argh! If I don't make a list, I always forget something when I go on a trip.

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

"Do you believe in ghost peppers?"

Bullhorn! Check! GPS, iPhone, laptop, car chargers? Check! Zagat's guide to Arizona's skankiest bars? Sadly yes. ROAD TRIP!